Three friends are talking about what would they like to hear their friends and family say about them after they died, at their funeral. The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
"The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say: Look! He's moving!"